Criminals, Be Prepared!
Aug 7th, 2007 by Jeremy
Obviously this criminal missed his Boy Scout meetings as a youth.
“He told a teller to ‘hurry up,’ but when she asked him if he had a bag to put the money into, it must have flustered him,” Bisio told The Detroit News for a story Tuesday. “He ran off without any cash.”
Come on guys, if you are going to rob a bank, at least put some thought into it and bring the necessary supplies. Mask, check. Weapon, check. Hooded sweatshirt or hat, check. Bag for the money, check.
Another in the long line of stupid criminal stories, but then, isn’t that somewhat redundant? Criminals are by nature typically stupid. I guess we rarely hear about the smart ones because they figure out ways to perform their dastardly tasks without detection and in much lower profile crimes.
At least this guy had his pants cinched up so he didn’t get caught with them around his ankles while trying to flee. He’s one up on all those baggy pants hoodlums caught because of their fashion choice.
