Car Window Stickers “Lingo”
Nov 3rd, 2006 by Peter
OK let’s cut to the chase. Ever looked at a window sticker of a new car and see their lingo??
Features:
- Intermitent Wipers
- Floor Mats
- Map Lights
- Cup Holders
WOW what a break! This car actually has cup holders! I’ll take it!
C’mon… for the love of… we all know this is just “filler” material to try to wow you over… it really sets me off though for some reason.
Like having cup holders was an actual “upgrade” lol Seriously… that’s treating us all like idiots in my opinion.

Brings to mind the Seinfeld episode….the “new car smell” was classic.
Yea my post did have a “Seinfeld” feel huh? OK poll time… does my post seem more like 1) George venting or 2) Jerry on stage?
But I want a cup holder - we don’t have them as standard in the UK -well not in the cars I have owned. So instead you have to balance your cup on the passenger seat and try to steer straight so as not to upset the cup. Other option is a bottle but if it rolls off the seat and under the brake pedal your dead. I want a cup holder!!